Sausage Gravy...

Sausage gravy (preferably over fresh biscuits) is one of those things that can be really, really good...or quite awful. I think the majority of restaurants offer something that leans towards the totally bland, pasty, gluey mess with just enough sausage specks in it to call it "sausage gravy". I like it thick and creamy, spicy, and chock full of sausage. My daughter counts it as one of her absolute all-time favorites. And she hadn't been able to get a decent plate full the whole three years she was in Germany, so its been high on her list of priorities since she got here. I obliged this morning, after my morning walk. She's a sated M now...

This isn't really a proper recipe...more of a formula or set of guidelines, as its one those things I've never measured when I make it.

Steven's Sausage Gravy

1 pound bulk hot breakfast sausage

1 pound bulk maple breakfast sausage

A little unsalted butter or vegetable oil, if needed

All-purpose flour

Milk

A couple of dashes Worcestershire sauce

Sea salt and LOTS of freshly ground black pepper, to taste

Biscuits hot and fresh out of the oven

• Cook the sausage in a large skillet over medium heat, breaking it up with your spatula, until it has lost all pink.
• Remove the sausage to a bowl, a little at a time, putting it first in a fine mesh strainer over the skillet, pressing all the grease out of the meat and returning it to the pan. When all the sausage has been removed, check the amount of rendered fat in the pan. If you think you'll need additional, add some butter or oil.
• Add sufficient flour to make a thick roux, stirring continuously, until the flour has lost its raw smell and the roux has darkened.
• Begin to add milk to the roux, a little at a time, stirring continuously to remove all lumps. As you are doing so, add a few dashes of Worcestershire sauce. Season with sea salt and quite a lot of freshly ground black pepper.
• When you have the desired quantity of thick, creamy gravy, return the sausage to the pan, stir well, and cook until it just starts to bubble. Serve piping hot over biscuits.